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  • me: what kind of cake do you want? they have easter themed ones in the shape of a bunny, an egg or a lamb.
  • dad: do they have one shaped like jesus?
  • me:
  • dad: i wanna eat jesus.
  • me: ... what?
  • dad: jesus with butter cream frosting.
  • me: what... the... hell... ??
  • dad: he has risen and i ate him.
  • me: dad... are you high? have you been drinking?
  • dad: no i just really wanna eat jesus.





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